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Achtung Baby!

Back and time for another update. Updating this time is a little more difficult with a German keyboard.

From where we left off, having survived the bar crawl and enjoying it thoroughly we managed to get out of bed and to the British museum sometime after midday. What can be said about the British museum? On the whole it is simply a collection of stuff the Poms have stolen from various nations over the years. These ranged from small artifacts through to the walls of the Parthenon, several mummies and a bunch of other crazy crap. By the time we’d seen the British museum both the Tower of London and Westminster abbey were closed. This made for an interesting mission the next morning when, before we went to Amiens, Pixie and Hansen did a whirlwind tour of Westminster in 45 minutes and still managed to see all the dead kings, queens and important people.

We woke early on ANZAC day to get the bus to the dawn service and do the battlefield tour. The dawn service was absolutely brilliant and definitely worth the early start. Touring the battlefields was a huge eye-opener given the ridiculous number of people that died over the tiny patch of land for which they were fighting. We made it to Paris and had an early night.

The next morning saw us off on another walking tour. The free walking tour showed off the major sights of Paris including Notre Dame, The Louvre, Eiffel Tower and the obelisk. After the tour we checked out the Louvre and briefly saw the Mona Lisa. This would have been far more impressive with the aid of binoculars but some of the other paintings and artifacts were still worth the entrance fee 🙂 That evening we partook in the very French activity of sitting in a park eating cheese and drinking red wine. It was a very difficult way of spending the evening. 🙂

The next day we jumped on the Metro and headed off to the Arc de Triomphe, Champs Elysees and joined the three hour line ride to get to the top of the Eiffel Tower. The views of the city were definitely worth the wait. That night we did another walking tour but this time of the Montmarte region which started out the front of the Moulin Rouge. After this tour we found a nice little French restaurant were Alan and Hansen sampled the tasty local delicacy of snails in garlic butter.

Having had our fill of the French (two days was more than enough) we jumped on a train and headed up a few hours north to Amsterdam. It was immediately less high-strung than Paris but accomodation was next to impossible to find with the Queens birthday being on the 30th April and the population of Amsterdam more than doubling. As a result we had to cut our stay in Amsterdam short by a day but we still got in a red light district tour, a bike tour and joined a bunch of other Aussies and Dutch for a barbeque on the roof of someone’s apartment block. Not a bad way to celebrate the Queen’s birthday.

This morning we headed off to the train station to embark on a six and half hour marathon train ride to Berlin from where we are currently writing. The plan at this stage is to go on some more walking tours of the city and surrounds and generally avoid the neo-nazis that will be parading around tomorrow (May day).

This is the Pixie dictatorial service for the spoken word of Hansen signing off.

3 Responses to “Achtung Baby!”

  1. Jiminy Cricket says:

    Hey travling players! Sounds like you guys are having a crazy awesome time. And you’re so ORGANISED! I never would have believed it possible. Probly cause jenny is with you. I’m guessing without her you would have gotten maggot at the airport before the flight and never even left the country. I can categorically say that i wish I was there to sample all the food. See if you can’t stuff bits of each food into condoms and hide it in your ass for the return to australia. …Wait I might not want to eat it after that anyway…plus thats discusting. Peoples parents read this dont they? I’d better use a pseudonym. Lol Seriously though, it sounds like the trip of a lifetime 😀 The only thing i’m sorry for at this point is you guys having to put up with french people 🙁 You poor bastards. Spit in ones wine for me please. And then scrape all the mold out of his cheese. that’ll show him…

    Anyways, love you guys, miss you guys (Except for Al, Hansen and Pixie, I just kind of think they don’t suck. They’re ok, i’n a totaly hetro, manly kind of way. I might punch them in the arm out of respect but thats as far as it goes. And if they happen to get back some time and i’m not busy maybe i’d grab a drink with them.)

    Cheers guys 🙂 Keep on rockin’ the world

  2. Ros says:

    Great to hear from you mob. Something important – did Jen get any shoes?!

    Sounds like you’re having a beaut time and I presume you’re taking lots of photos. I bet your brains are on overload!

    Keep enjoying!

  3. Us says:

    Alan loves spammers almost as much as he loves gypsies… In the imortal words of Hansen: Yes, I understand English. GO AWAY!